Neg-what?

So today I was sitting in a cafeteria and a bunch of obnoxious blacks were occupying the unfortunate table next to me.

This made me think.

Whites, they use currency. Injuns, we use wompum. Jews use complaints and barter. Reds use labour.

What do blacks use?

NEGROTIATION.

What is negrotiation? An example:

Negroid One: "Man, dat hat taight. Ah gib you fah dallahs f'dat."
Negroid Two: "Fah dallah? Ma' dah's wack man dis nay bran' shi', it wurt aleest tayun dallahs."

There you have it. Negrotiation.