2.12.05

Who Put the 'Rap' in Crap?

So I'm sitting here WoWing away and my phone rings. I get up and grab my phone off the floor to check the caller ID and it says "Nature."

Ah, Nature, better answer that one, right? When Nature calls it's just an unspoken rule that you answer.
I flip the phone open, "Yo Nature, Wazzaaaa!"

"Yo Red!" the person on the other end of the line says.

"What? This isn't Nature...who is this?" I ask, confused.
"Ah man, c'mon, you remember me! It's Giant Shit!"
The moral of the story is, when Nature calls, answer, but be careful because sometimes Nature is really one of Nature's asshole friends making drunk calls.

4 Comments:

Blogger Red said...

Behold, Snipe's impression of a Canadian chick.

5:34 p.m.  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hi red, it’s late in the evening, quiet and peaceful. This is good computer time for me. I thought I would check on green and see what came up. Who Put the 'Rap' in Crap? is something that is interesting to many people. I will also spend a little time checking on green. Getting late, have a good evening.

11:25 a.m.  
Blogger Red said...

Rofflewaffles? What an entry for a bot to decide is interesting to many people! lawl

4:04 a.m.  
Blogger Hung said...

So what you're basically trying to tell us is that you're constipated, right?

6:07 p.m.  

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