Roffleninjaslawl!

So liek there we were in like this crappy noobular LBRS group rite and liek it was me Rivkeh teh paladin n like m'friend Lorren th huntar n then liek this other hunter and paladin and liek a couple rogues and a mage and couple priests n junk.

So liek you walk in and u kno teh huntar is liek a tol noob b'cuz he has liek no leetership skillz, an the pallie is a tol noob too because he's throwing down his consecration and his cute lil noobtacular vengeance keeps going off an I'm just like lawl 55 ret pally lawl!

But liek it's going fien there's like lotsa drops n stuff but then we get to the boss n like everyone is all happy an stuff liek havin a good time n all but I'm like hay noob pallie liek c'mere because there's liek some adds n stuff and you're tol'y useless so liek just distract these adds k, n he's liek man there aren't any adds an just then the adds walk in, lawl.

So liek I tank these two 59 elites cuz he's like ret and I'm prot so I'm way more uber than him, so like after I kill them in bout two seconds I go ovr n help kill teh boss.

But then liek the epic mana shield + regen ring drops n liek ever1 all freeks out bcause it's an epic liek omg tol noobs need to go solo MC sometime n like see real epics n not that pos.

B'like my hunter friend wants it real bad because he melees all the time, and really it's a melee ring because why's a priest need a shield that only absorbs 500 dmg when they got PW:S u kno? Lawl what kind of noobz preest wuld even look at it lawl! "O it has teh mana regens!!1" liek it's called dreamless sleep potz noob roffle!

So liek we slash random n stuff n my huntar friend rolls 93 and I'm liek gratz man naice rollz n then cousre the other huntar whines because the preest has his cock so far up his ass the whole raid, so the hunter who was pretending to lead tells his priest fraind to liek ninja it, n i'm liek don't do it man Lorren won it faer n squaer u kno, but liek Lorren didn't want to start ne shit, so he waited too long n teh priest ninjad.

I was like that's tol bullshit huntar need to get the prees' balls outta yer mouth n course they were liek oh greedy hunter just wanted it because it's an epic b'cause they're all tol noobs who obviously nevar roll'd huntar lolol.

So liek teh noobzor pallie is all liek oh you and your nonhealing pallie friend can just fux off. Lawl! Nonhealing pallie!

I wuz liek hay man I tuld u i wuz prot spec, n he's liek ya and ret spec is supposed to heel? N i'm liek yah ret spec is useless for pro raidz so u should at least have +8-12% heeling and get in teh back where u belong ret spec noob, n he's all liek oh well i healed liek 3rd in healing! N i'm liek oh good job glad wiht tht man liek I guess I was too busy offtanking to bother healing hunters n pallies lolol! N b'sides if that rogue who's ass I saved bout 8 tiems wants 2 sey i wasn heeling then okay but ur jus lil nooblet pallie...oh wait nooblet pallie redundant lawl!

Then I rolled teh highest roll and my huntar fraind roll'd 2nd highest so I took 2nd most valueable itam and let him take 1st most AHable since he liek got ninja'd.

Thn they wer all liek we gonna blacklist u n we're all liek oh u blacklist us for letting u ninja an item we won fair lawl gud 1 m8s roffle!!11

So liek we were feeling kinda down n all b'cz teh ninjas. I meen liek a guild called -Sylvan- wht do u xpect lawl u name uself after a skool for liek kids who can't handle public skool lawl!! Juz c'mere n liek I'll school u all nite liek and if you're gud lil noobs maybe i'll liek only put onea m'balls in your mouth instead of both of them lawl!

N then after that we were jus liek yah lets go play our preests n solo BWL again.

So we did.