HART 4U CHE!

3:47 in the morning, I roll over and look at the clock. The first thing I think is that it almost looks like "Che" upside down. The thought takes about two minutes to complete, and then I just sort of scoff at myself for what a lousy excuse of any sort of idealist I might still be. It makes me think of Trappie saying she wanted me to meet her poli-sci major commie friend who has the same humour as me. Named Holly.

I shake my head and try to sit up, my brain swimming from three month old amaretto and nightmares.

Another one of those I have no father/future/use dreams, and I've got a bitter taste in my mind. Strangers to the rescue, though. I log onto my old messenger account where I don't remember anyone and they all manage to remember me.

Guy: YOU!

Me: Konbanwa amigo.

Guy: Japanaese and Spanish?!
Guy: WTFUX IS THIS?!

Me: It's pure gangsterism!

Guy: Holy crap!

Me: :o :o

Guy: I expect no less from Red, Czar of Gangsterosity!

Me: Wurd!

Guy: I ate so many freaking kids.

Me: Lmao
Me: They deserved it, I'm sure.

Guy: Yes.
Guy: Stupid beetches.

Me: Bbq sauce?

Guy: HAS _____ IMED YOU YET CONFESSING HER UNDYING LOVE?!
Guy: Yes, actually.
Guy: And teriyaki.

Me: ZOMG NOES! .....maybe she's dead.

Guy: No, she's in an irc I'm in sometimes.
Guy: BUT SHE NEVER TALKS.
Guy: So maybe she's deadzorz

Me: Clearly something is wrong, I've been online for well over 20 seconds.

Guy: Which would be cool
Guy: hahaha

Me: Nah, she's trying to play the cool hand, the I'll act like I don't really want you anymore even though I stare at you and drool hand.

Guy: haha
Guy: Dude, have I informed you that I have a friend of the girl variety yet?

Me: Does she know this?
Me: Is it _____?
Me: :o

Guy: Yes.
Guy: No.
Guy: I have picture.
Guy: You didn't know?

Me: No.
Me: Who's van was the picture taken from?

Guy: Six.

Me: ~~<3

Guy: LOL HART 4 YOU <3
Guy: wait
Guy: Not quite retarded enough.
Guy: HART 4U*
Guy: There.
Guy: I am satisfied.

Me: 4 graet juztis lawl!

Guy: LAWL MAEK UR TYME

Me: U hab noe chnc 2 sarvaive!

Guy: lmfao
Guy: I can't top that.

Ahhhh the stupid things that can take me from being totally pissed off and determined to rape the world with mind bullets to laughing aloud in the middle of the night.

Thank you random stranger dude who somehow remembers me from the last time I signed on sometime in 2004. It was much needed.