Who Put the 'Rap' in Crap?

So I'm sitting here WoWing away and my phone rings. I get up and grab my phone off the floor to check the caller ID and it says "Nature."

Ah, Nature, better answer that one, right? When Nature calls it's just an unspoken rule that you answer.

I flip the phone open, "Yo Nature, Wazzaaaa!"

"Yo Red!" the person on the other end of the line says.

"What? This isn't Nature...who is this?" I ask, confused.

"Ah man, c'mon, you remember me! It's Giant Shit!"

The moral of the story is, when Nature calls, answer, but be careful because sometimes Nature is really one of Nature's asshole friends making drunk calls.