Weeaboo
A Chinese (note: Chinese) friend had his avatar set to a cat biting a potato chip, to which a female white friend of his replied something to the effect of, "Aww cute neko ^_^"
Neko being Japanese (note: Japanese) for cat. As it really doesn't affect me in any way other than annoyance, the post I made on his board after the neko girl was out of sarcasm.
Granted, it's true. Japanophiles, as they're called by PC people, are the type that seem to worship anything Japanese. Cartoons, figurines, whatever. They want to marry a Japanese person and move to Tokyo despite the fact that they probably only know three words or phrases in really crappy Japanese that they learned from a TV show.
In non-PC terms, we call them weeaboos. More commonly, it's immediately coupled with another specific word that most people probably already know, i.e., "God, I can't stand that weeaboo faggot."
Post:
"Neko? What is this Japanese weeabooery? Zhong guo, nig, hometown China up in this ma.
"C'mon Vic. I know you like the anime and stuff, but despite the fact that you may or may not be destroying your frontal lobe in night clubs, there might be a time when you have to defend against the Japanese brutes if they decide to invade China again.
"At that point, you'll have to put your love of tentacle hentai aside and poney up for the motherland. You know in your heart that only commies can use physics exploits, and that only bunnyhopping reds will achieve victory on the eastern front.
"So the next time someone pulls some caucasianese out on you, you proudly say:
"I am Doctor Vic McAwesomesauce, and I denounce this faggotry in the name of thousands of years of cultural identification and delicious imitation Mongolian barbeque!"
"Then as you descend upon the Japanophile with butterfly sword in one hand and epic wang of smiting in the other, images of a society NOT desperately trying to sacrifice their identity to people who nuked millions of innocents will fill their mind, accompanied by the smell of sesame chicken and the distinct knowledge of the virtues of quality dental care not embraced in east Asia.
"Though only one weeaboo will have fallen, and another will doubtless rise to take its place, you will sleep better that night knowing one more person who put your people in American concentration camps because they couldn't tell the difference between Chinese and Japanese in WW2 isn't there to mispronounce "arigatou" at you when all you wanted to do was pound some white snoot and not have to hear about Sony or that motherfucker General Tso.
"If they can't at least understand "Osatowa ikaga desuka ;)"* in Japanese, then really, what use do they have?
....
"lol, actually, all I wanted to know was...DOTA this weekend? Sundayish?"
*("How about some sugar? ;)")
End Post.
I guess since white people are all mutts it's hard for them to understand the burning hatred between nations like Japan and China, or Thailand and Singapore, or North and South Korea, or whatever. But just because whitey can't conceptualize that Chinese people wouldn't want to be mistaken for peoples of a nation that invaded and sodomized their country doesn't mean that it's any less offensive.
I'll leave it at that, though, because it's not like America's ever going to change and understand the world around it. It always has been and is going to die as that stupid rich kid that never understood why no one wanted to be his friend but the other stupid rich kids.
Neko being Japanese (note: Japanese) for cat. As it really doesn't affect me in any way other than annoyance, the post I made on his board after the neko girl was out of sarcasm.
Granted, it's true. Japanophiles, as they're called by PC people, are the type that seem to worship anything Japanese. Cartoons, figurines, whatever. They want to marry a Japanese person and move to Tokyo despite the fact that they probably only know three words or phrases in really crappy Japanese that they learned from a TV show.
In non-PC terms, we call them weeaboos. More commonly, it's immediately coupled with another specific word that most people probably already know, i.e., "God, I can't stand that weeaboo faggot."
Post:
"Neko? What is this Japanese weeabooery? Zhong guo, nig, hometown China up in this ma.
"C'mon Vic. I know you like the anime and stuff, but despite the fact that you may or may not be destroying your frontal lobe in night clubs, there might be a time when you have to defend against the Japanese brutes if they decide to invade China again.
"At that point, you'll have to put your love of tentacle hentai aside and poney up for the motherland. You know in your heart that only commies can use physics exploits, and that only bunnyhopping reds will achieve victory on the eastern front.
"So the next time someone pulls some caucasianese out on you, you proudly say:
"I am Doctor Vic McAwesomesauce, and I denounce this faggotry in the name of thousands of years of cultural identification and delicious imitation Mongolian barbeque!"
"Then as you descend upon the Japanophile with butterfly sword in one hand and epic wang of smiting in the other, images of a society NOT desperately trying to sacrifice their identity to people who nuked millions of innocents will fill their mind, accompanied by the smell of sesame chicken and the distinct knowledge of the virtues of quality dental care not embraced in east Asia.
"Though only one weeaboo will have fallen, and another will doubtless rise to take its place, you will sleep better that night knowing one more person who put your people in American concentration camps because they couldn't tell the difference between Chinese and Japanese in WW2 isn't there to mispronounce "arigatou" at you when all you wanted to do was pound some white snoot and not have to hear about Sony or that motherfucker General Tso.
"If they can't at least understand "Osatowa ikaga desuka ;)"* in Japanese, then really, what use do they have?
....
"lol, actually, all I wanted to know was...DOTA this weekend? Sundayish?"
*("How about some sugar? ;)")
End Post.
I guess since white people are all mutts it's hard for them to understand the burning hatred between nations like Japan and China, or Thailand and Singapore, or North and South Korea, or whatever. But just because whitey can't conceptualize that Chinese people wouldn't want to be mistaken for peoples of a nation that invaded and sodomized their country doesn't mean that it's any less offensive.
I'll leave it at that, though, because it's not like America's ever going to change and understand the world around it. It always has been and is going to die as that stupid rich kid that never understood why no one wanted to be his friend but the other stupid rich kids.
posted by red at 00:06
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