Rules of the Internet

01. Do not talk about /b/.
02. Do NOT talk about /b/.
03. We are Anonymous.
04. Anonymous is legion.
05. Anonymous never forgives.
06. Anonymous can be a senseless, horrible, uncaring monster.
07. Anonymous is still able to deliver.
08. There are no real rules about posting.
09. There are no real rules about moderation either – enjoy your ban.
10. If you enjoy any rival sites, DON'T.
11. All your carefully picked arguments can easily be ignored.
12. Anything you say can and will be used against you.
13. Anything you say can be turned into something else – fixed.
14. Do not argue with trolls: it means that they win.
15. The harder you try the harder you will fail.
16. If you fail in epic proportions, it may just become a winning failure.
17. Every win fails eventually.
18. Everything that can be labeled can be hated.
19. The more you hate it, the stronger it gets.
20. Nothing is to be taken seriously.
21. Original content is original only for a few seconds before getting old.
22. Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality.
23. Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality.
24. Every reposte is always a repost of a repost.
25. Relation to the original topic decreases with every single post.
26. Any topic can be easily turned into something totally unrelated.
27. Always question a person's sexual preferences without any real reason.
28. Always question a person's gender just in case it's really a man.
29. In the internet, all girls are men and all kids are undercover FBI agents.
30. TITS OR GTFO – the choice is yours.
31. You must have pictures to prove your statements.
32. Lurk more – it's never enough.
33.
34. There is porn of it. No exceptions.
34-1. If a porn of something cannot be found, /b/ will make it.
35. The exception to rule 34 is the citation of rule 34.
36. Anonymous still does NOT forgive.
37. There are NO girls on the internet.
38. A cat is fine, too.
39. One cat leads to another.
40. Another cat leads to Zippo Cat.
41. No matter what it is, it's someone's fetish. No exceptions.
42. It is delicious cake. You must eat it.
43. It is a delicious trap. You must hit it.
44. /b/ sucks today.
45. Cock goes in here.
46. They will not bring back Snacks.
47. You will never have satisfying sex.
48. ?????
49. Profit.
50. It needs more desu. No Exceptions.
51. There will always be more fucked up shit than what you just saw.
52. You cannot divide by zero (just because the calculator says so).
53. No real limits of any kind apply here. Not even the sky.
54. CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
55. EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER.
56. Desu isn't funny. Seriously guys. It's worse than Chuck Norris jokes.
56.5. Fuck Gaston.
57. Nothing is sacred.
58. The more beautiful and pure a thing is, the more satisfying it is to corrupt.
59. Even one positive comment about Japanese things can make you a weeaboo.
60. When one sees a lion, one must get into the car.
61. There is always a furry version of it.
62. The pool is always closed. Due to AIDS.
63. There's always a female version of a male character. No exceptions.
64. It's been cracked or pirated. No exceptions.
65. Needs more pumpkin.
66. Needs more pooper.
67. Never talk about Candleja