Fork Between Men and Women
Making delicious spaghetti for lunch today, the primary difference between gender mentality hit me.
A woman comes home and wants to make spaghetti but has no colander to strain it with. She disappointedly makes something else, and marks a mental note to get a strainer the next time she goes to the store.
A man comes home and wants to make spaghetti but has no colander to strain it with. He uses a fork. He wants spaghetti, he'll have spaghetti.
It would seem that the perfect woman for any man, then, was the kind that had sense and drive enough to improvise. Unfortunately, what we call women who use a fork instead of a colander is "white trash."
Result: There are relatively no worthwhile women. Men are smarter and deserve to be in power over them, as is proof by the natural order of things that has always existed.
Discuss.
A woman comes home and wants to make spaghetti but has no colander to strain it with. She disappointedly makes something else, and marks a mental note to get a strainer the next time she goes to the store.
A man comes home and wants to make spaghetti but has no colander to strain it with. He uses a fork. He wants spaghetti, he'll have spaghetti.
It would seem that the perfect woman for any man, then, was the kind that had sense and drive enough to improvise. Unfortunately, what we call women who use a fork instead of a colander is "white trash."
Result: There are relatively no worthwhile women. Men are smarter and deserve to be in power over them, as is proof by the natural order of things that has always existed.
Discuss.
posted by red at 09:33
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