Bist Du a Yid?

Brooke is so much fun to bullshit with. Normally, I don't really know what to say, because she's really good with the comebacks and stuff, and it's even harder to tell when she's actually being serious and not sarcastic that one percent of the time than it is with me. But I finally got her to put her foot in her mouth, for a change.

See, she's the receptionist-slash-assistant for my orthodontist. So since they were open over Hanukkah, I asked, "Is doctor Wittenberger Jewish?"

She said, "No, is it the nose?"

I said, "No, the last name."

"Ah," she tells me, "Nope, just German descent." Then she asks, "Why, are you Jewish?"

So I said, "Is it the nose?"

Foot sandwich! Booyah!

Red, 1. Brooke, 231.

I felt like a little kid who just found a dollar.