Neg-what?

So today I was sitting in a cafeteria and a bunch of obnoxious blacks were occupying the unfortunate table next to me.

This made me think.

Whites, they use currency. Injuns, we use wompum. Jews use complaints and barter. Reds use labour.

What do blacks use?

NEGROTIATION.

What is negrotiation? An example:

Negroid One: "Man, dat hat taight. Ah gib you fah dallahs f'dat."
Negroid Two: "Fah dallah? Ma' dah's wack man dis nay bran' shi', it wurt aleest tayun dallahs."

There you have it. Negrotiation.

Proselyte

"A young man studying for conversion turned to his teacher and said, 'But Rabbi Kushner, Fitzpatrick isn't a Jewish name.'

To which Kushner replied, 'It will be.'"

May it be Your will, Adonai, God of our ancestors, to lead us in peace and guide our steps in safety so that we may arrive at our destination, alive, happy, and in peace.
-From the blessing recited by travellers before embarking on a journey.